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A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, 'I love my BMW, I love my BMW.' Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. 'My BMW! My BMW!' he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, 'Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!' The lawyer, horrified, screamed 'My Rolex! My Rolex!' |