Lawyer Joke 28
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A Russian, a Cuban, an American and his Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of Vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: 'In USSR, we have the best vodka in the world. And we have so much of it, we can just throw it away...' and throws the rest of the bottle out the window. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban opens a pack of cigars, takes one and begins to smoke it saying: 'In Cuba, we have the best cigars in the world and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...' and throws the pack of havanas out the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed. The American just says: 'I don't know about best but...' and throws the Lawyer out the window. |