Lawyer Joke 34
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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, 'Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?' The lawyer replied, 'Of course, how much was the roast?' '$7.98.' said the butcher. A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150 |