Lawyer Joke 23
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A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession. The surgeon says: 'Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that.' The architect says: 'Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!' The lawyer puffs his cigar and says: 'Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!' |